Well this should be an interesting post. Have you ever heard the song Molly by Tyga?
I've been searching everywhere, but I can't seem to find Molly.
The rest of the words in this song are pretty shitty. "Got a whip so fast that I caught a ticket speedin', got a bitch so bad that I'm never ever cheating" Deep.
Since Tyga and Cedric Gervais can't seem to form anything thoughtful from their drug habit, I'll give it a shot. With my nine. Sorry, couldn't resist. I literally have been searching everywhere for Molly (myself) but I can't seem to find her anywhere. Like a drug, there are a lot of highs and lows, I never know what to expect (am I laced with something? am I in my pure state? am I getting screwed over on the price? is this going to turn into cardiac arrest? you know, the normal questions one asks about themselves/the drugs they're about to ingest) I don't want you to think from the tone of this post that I'm down and out about this, I think everyone goes through this at some point in their life, and I'm having fun so its all good, but I really am looking for Molly!
Now, since you've politely read my mini-self inflection piece, go to this website and read about the actual drug from CNN's perspective. If you think about me (or someone else you know who has this name) instead of the drug every time the name is mentioned, its a lot more entertaining. At least it was for me.